I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
how can this lil nugget be a murderer…
his ears are way too cute for him to be a murderer…
that is some sound detective work. Let him go, he obviously didn’t do it.
Sandra Oh dunking KMK in a dunk tank LOLOL cute.
[14/∞ pictures of billie piper]
John Barrowman’s phone goes off during a take, revealing his ringtone.
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell
[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century